Just for laughs: Forgetfulness can shock one off one’s pants 

There’s many a pickle that can tickle coming from the muddlehead. But the chronically absent-minded professor would hardly be amused at discovering that he just about delivered his lecture to the wrong class of students. Forgetfulness can besiege even the sharpest sharks at times, but it is the agony of some who suffer it perennially. 

Yet none can hate the man who could bring the house down by the innocent draw of the string. Like the man who pulled his socks over his wrists and reserved the gloves for his feet. He’d find good company with the person who forgot his wedding anniversary. “Do you know,” reminded his wife “you asked me to marry you on this day ten years ago?” The head of lead then quizzedly asked “…And did you?” 

Then this man was gladly informed by the nurse that his wife delivered twins. “Don’t let her know,” he pleaded “I want to keep it a surprise.” And this gentleman would hardly be pleasantly surprised that he was the cynosure of the party not because he wore his best suit and tie, but because he forgot to wear his pants. Forgetfulness could actually turn out to shock some off their breeches. 

But you’ll know what it is to be as dumb as dead when you get a load of this one…About the man who found himself on the obituary of the day’s newspaper, and then sent himself a farewell wreath. 

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