Hey egoistic Chris Bowen!
You are neither thespian nor doyen
The silly goat will fall into a moat
And the fish will get him by his throat!
So, don’t blow your ill-sounding horn
You are serving a fish, not Capricorn!
Did you know all that gibberish about climate
is not even fit for the humble primate?
And my energy bills are all so high
Can you tell me the reason why?
All those turbines and all that wind
is what you let off from your behind!
You always seem to have a lot of lip
Ask me why I kindly did not let Labor slip
Because I am fair with both odd and even
Don’t bask in false glory! I don’t like you. Take a bow, Chris Bowen!