Disgusting Labor is giving Dan Andrews a statue: A poem 

Hey, Jacinta Allan, you are Virgo 

I am too! But, for me, you are a no-no! 

You are a woman, but that man 

Dan Andrews should get the ban! 

Did he give you a Can(cer)-can 

when he like a dictator ran? 

And he ran away, out of fear, too! 

And disgusting Labor is giving him a statue?! 

For two terms, his obnoxious song 

And how I wonder we got along?! 

The third term he won, but didn’t keep 

for fear he’d be exposed for getting Victoria in the deep! 

I can tell you criminals are not few 

in Labor’s populistic subverting pews 

And do they ever get their due? 

Victoria must, Dan Andrews, sue!