I just got a missive
that is annoyingly massive
That the sun, now, is
Leo and Pisces
And the Earth,
Has it hit paydirt?
Or is it just worse?
Cancer and Sagittarius?
Prakash Saint Paul,
You with your dirty treachery will fall
into the deepest abyss
I resolutely curse you with this!
And that corrupt fish Albanese
who thinks he can hijack my Jashmina, sleazily
I curse that if he ever walks in the sun
he will burn, and to molten ashes, turn!
I swear by my eternal sacrifice
that Albanese and Prakash Saint Paul will have, gouged out, their eyes
So that they will never see sunrise
and for eternity will be eaten by mice