Prakash Saint Paul pretends he wants to help me
As if I can’t see it is only his creepy villainy
Do you think I need such help
from a toxic underwater forest of kelp?
He only plots to destroy and sabotage me
leading all my armies to catastrophe
Oh! How his treachery will never cease
which is only meant to give his evil lease
And I am sworn to, despite the immense suffering, resist
his cruel machinations like an unending list
And this I say to my forlorn vulnerable armies
Please bear this ignominy with patience, please!
There seems unlikely any victory for truth and justice
Allah and Saint Paul are like a long looming solstice
And we know that Albanese is no capitalist
But he is certainly a very selfish opportunist!