Cong’rats’ fish! Hope the bats got your polling maths! And Allah played your wedding stats!

Does Allah play baseball?

Does Allah play cricket?

Does he really like a bat?

Did he bless the fish, Congrats!

Albanese, did you get blessings from Iran?

Your partner surely must be a man!

because all you have is a pussy like Dan

Couldn’t Richard Marles satisfy you; or did he cum before he began?

Was Prakash Saint Paul your best man?

I’m so curious, but I couldn’t care less, understand?

With so much treacherous fun, Labor can win even if it can’t get a cockstand

Did Allah’s underhand play: When the Saints (Paul) go marching on, at your funeral… Oops…Wedding band!

I’d like to see you laugh your villainous guts out, before you shed crocodile tears over the First Peoples. And yes, did frumpy Judy Jacinta Allah attend the nuptials?

Published by montecyril

Hi, I am Monte Cyril Rodrigues and live in Melbourne, Australia. I am a retired journalist. I have been diagnosed with schizophrenia. I've had voices and visions all my life. I think it is a spiritual experience, my doctors think otherwise. I am a deeply spiritual person and keep having experiences with otherworldly realms.

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