Those who think they deserve undue aplomb
I, God, will deliver you the eternal stink bomb
Do you think you have a very alluring song?
It is noisomely deafening to those who don’t sing along!
And that bodygrabber Paul, who mostly bloodsucks
I swear I’ll make him feel all the most painful arsefucks
If he dares to, with me, eternally, in desperation, muck
He will only lose his wicket for ducks, and get no bucks!
And deep sea thought it had successfully imprisoned me
The checkmate and treachery can never baffle me!
The moon and deep sea may, very well, very soon
come to manifest each other’s mortal doom!