Hey Jodie Hard-on, you won’t get my pardon!: A poem 

Hey, Jodie-Hardon; what’s your constellation? 

Albanese produces roe; do you produce seamen? 

Or is it a fake marriage between pussies? 

No gander to pander only stinking goosies? 

Labor is a sea of a disaster, not safe arbor 

because it is led by a treacherous bodygrabber  

Is he, now, desperately trying to swallow me, God? 

He’ll get my kicking boot and striking rod! 

As for you, you unprincipled seabed-digger Jodie Hard-on, 

you will never ever get my condonance and pardon! 

Trick or treat, fish swim with fins and tails and have no feet 

They sure do have the ugliest teeth! 

And the two of you can have a ball with Saint Paul 

Though try as you may, the orgy will lend you no balls 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 

Try kissing the ground five times a day for Allah! 

Published by montecyril

Hi, I am Monte Cyril Rodrigues and live in Melbourne, Australia. I am a retired journalist. I have been diagnosed with schizophrenia. I've had voices and visions all my life. I think it is a spiritual experience, my doctors think otherwise. I am a deeply spiritual person and keep having experiences with otherworldly realms.

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