Did I play all around till mushy Movember
I have traveled so far, this world won’t remember!
Should all your hypocrisy end like a shower’s plumber?
So much water in your veins makes you all dumb and dumber!
Life is no beach; the sea makes me weep!
How much treachery is there in the deep?
Birds can fly; but how the deep’s bodygrabbers leap?!
I can’t sum up the wisdom of that morphing creep!
Ba! Ba! There’s fishbone in its knees!
I can swear there’s PSP but no Pi in Pisces
And all the ice in the freeze, is just spice for their vices
Banish the defrauders! Our rice is being eaten by lab-mices!