On Saint Paul, Popes and the verdict on the arse: A poem 

Why does Saint Paul’s cathedral not have a mural of a fish? 

I can imagine that devout “Cat”holics spend their lives 

eating the body of a fish! The priest is happy to drink and eat! 

Did Jesus publicise Essene secrets, like he did at the Last Supper! 

I sincerely wouldn’t fancy my butt depicted in the Sistine Chapel 

Michael Angelo did it under duress! I could have congratulated  

Martin Luther for encouraging German peasants to fart at the Pope! 

And did Saint Wolfgang actually make a pact with the devil  

to build a Church? Should we ask Saint Paul’s stole?  

I just don’t seem to remember the name of the Italian artist 

who caricatured the Popes’ heads in each others’ arseholes. 

I think it was an insult to the collective reality of the arsehole,  

as also to the head! Leave it to the Jesuits’ imagination! 

They make their novitiates kiss the bishop’s arsehole! 

You must realise the stench of the Church goes beyond the faeces 

Martin Luther nailed at its door! 

Published by montecyril

Hi, I am Monte Cyril Rodrigues and live in Melbourne, Australia. I am a retired journalist. I have been diagnosed with schizophrenia. I've had voices and visions all my life. I think it is a spiritual experience, my doctors think otherwise. I am a deeply spiritual person and keep having experiences with otherworldly realms.

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