Xi Jin Ping, do you play ping pong?: A poem 

Xi Jin Ping, do you play ping pong? 

Is your protracted silence your sinew, or can you sing along? 

Can you see my King has too many opportunistic enemies, and that you are wrong?! 

Could your railway across the globe be so noticeably long 

that an era can fall on its face, and a new episode to you belong? 

You are certainly not worthy of praise; so is your clandestine graze 

I edict that Gemini doesn’t unfold its fortune for you; and the earth has you shorn 

Do you think you can claim the China sea? And take all the Pacific? 

I must say that I bless all posterity to be devoid of you wick(ed) 

I know you have given all your neighbours so much undeserving worry 

Did you trick or treat the rest of the world in your mighty hurry? 

The light of day never shines on our face because the darkness stays 

He has a treachery that persists, but (lucky you) never on you his grabbing arms lay 

So, would you wish, if you please, to conquer all the moon? 

I am hoping that for you, pretender to the throne, destiny never comes soon 

So, what do you wish to really obtain, and what you actually should attain? 

I swear I want the Great Wall to be a mere bamboo curtain; of that I am certain!