Hey Chris Minns, go rinse your mouth!
Your face is narrow; your neck is stout!
And your throat looks like it’s stuck with a trout!
I think, New South Wales wants you to GET OUT!
Do you think you have the prowess of JFK?
Did you know, Marilyn was his lay?
And would you wonder if she’d jump out of the window in her heyday?
But Labor has committed more crimes than that, I must surely say!
Labor just can win any marathon swim
I have a gun spouting hate; but how does Labor win?
Does Albanese have his gills in his flaccid guts?
And Labor is rife with so many ifs and buts!