Do you imagine you had all the champagne
before the thieved (by you) bottle was uncorked?
I wouldn’t even sip any of your chardonnay
to command you that all your members of EU should disperse away!
And do you think you are the champ of Champs Elysee?
Your Rafale wouldn’t even please Raphael on Mercury!
You have a lot of takers among the crustaceans!
And Allah seems to be having none of my patience!
Charlemagne was a charlatan! Gaul is gaol!
Bring upon yourself the ghosts of conquistadors and with guilt howl!
My crusade is not yours! The Templars, at France, scowl!
You are no legacy of Christendom, nor are you a herald of Islam!
Just wrap yourself in wool; and drown in your own pool!
The moon is only water fit for a little spoon!
I don’t want to repeat to you, you silly goat Macron!
That God Pan has gored you in the thigh, for the green you donned!