Can you pickle a fish?
when it keeps tickling every switch?
Should I consign it to every ditch,
before it spills out its pitch?
Sussan Ley, what makes your day?
Do you prefer Pisces to May?
I couldn’t even have Scorpio or Aries,
Guess, which evil creep read my secret diaries?
Albanese likes to have it easy,
One evil replaces another; Gosh How queasy?!
I can have no mateship or friend!
I just will have to go it alone till the very end!
Even Donald Trump fears for his rump,
when PSP takes him like a clayey clump!
Pardon my metaphors, but I am running out of innuendos
All you lefties are having a run-riot with PSP’s evil chores!