Dear Ursula, I invite you to come to Australia and have sex with Albanese! Hahahaha!: A poem 

(Albanese, like a fool, always a treasure-hunting miserable fool! Hahahaha!) 

Can you imagine, Albanese finally got the guts, 

Not hiding behind skirts with ifs and buts 

And would he camouflage with caprice 

Or would you call it treachery in a fish’s fist? 

O how, the water is getting you from this bank to that! 

Do fish actually lie on their bellies, flat! 

Can you row a boat, can you, or in vain? 

Do you want Trump (whose orange hair looks better as a hypocrite) to be your coxswain? 

Didn’t you all Laborers once say `I love you to China’? 

Remember Dan, or don’t you? And his Mongol dinners? 

Do you think I should make you (again) desperate to globetrot? 

Or are they all now coming to you, because you’re so hot (cold fish more like it!)?

Dear Ursula, come spread your legs in vain! 

Albanese has no dick, but free trade, just the same! 

You know, how the deep-sea tortures me in Albanese’s name? 

And do you think criminals (like Albanese) ever admit to the blame? 

(Hahahah! Happy desperately seeking in vain, Albanese!) 

Published by montecyril

Hi, I am Monte Cyril Rodrigues and live in Melbourne, Australia. I am a retired journalist. I have been diagnosed with schizophrenia. I've had voices and visions all my life. I think it is a spiritual experience, my doctors think otherwise. I am a deeply spiritual person and keep having experiences with otherworldly realms.

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