Simply Red sang: Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens!
Would you call all that bodygrabbing a once-in-an-eternity accident?
So many of us live to tell lies; and all of you are ever so gullible!
I just happen to think of myself as an indissolute redeemer
Until I am gladwrapped in a foil that takes away my sight!
Call me a Mutant Ninja Turtle, though, when the need arises
And I’ll swing into action to kick out the strange bedfellows
Sharing sodomising sex under the covers, thinking a betrayal
will never be caught red-handed; nice lipgloss from the tyrant
Saint Paul, still shadily manoeuvring around likes and dislikes, preferences
and non-preferences; this imbecile magic like flotsamming shit
taking up as an invisible spatial decorum to bely my lounge and home!
Just because I trivialised Little River Band’s: Cool Change!
Of course, I am undisputably not under the sign of water (no fish for me!)
and the Moon is no lover of mine! I just don’t think you can pawn
my planets to be the team-players with the sharks. Just be warned, that
so much for my patience, I have the right to dethrone any of your rabid rulers!
The Liberals and the Nationals will be condemned for ignominious unions!
No matrimonial arrangements of convenience with either Albanese or Labor!
I’ll fuck the daylights out of all your clandestine Pacifistic endeavours!
The world doesn’t revolve around Fiji! And even Israel may not be so centrifugal
to destiny, if it is made a cohort of any of those depraved fish or Lab-rats!
I am just filled with disgust at your premature, immature arrangements!
Nobody, not even my chosen King of the World, Donald Trump, has the right to pre-empt my Kingdom Come!
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