Oh! Did he leave a mark on Darwin?
Or else what did he underpin?
You wouldn‘t need the aphorismic likes of Mark Twain
to tell you pithily that he actually left a mighty stain!
See that Marm Mary married that clown,
who so brazenly let her down!
And did he paint red, Canberra town?
Did the Labor Party make too much sound?
They feared how my clock would be wound
It was ABC that was making my head turn around
I just thought all that pretentious smiling
couldn’t get my body and blood bileing
I love to see all those rapining villains, love to see
them simply barking up the wrong tree!
So, they (the royal couple) came sinisterly to Melbourne
And ABC thought Kevin Rudd summed up twenty-seven (Hahahaha)!
Just when I thought I could eat cheese to greet Albanese’s Piscean heaven (Hahahaha)!
Could Jacintha Allah save the day!
She doesn’t even compare a barge pole to that aborted Theresa May!
And what would I think Labor would so desperately try to be
If I came down so hard on Westminster Abbey?
Are you dreaming every bit
that those dingbells/ dungballs King Charles and Queen Camilia revisit?
Cross-eyed Keir Starmer, however, wouldn’t fit
in Albanese’s jaws, even though he is a twit?
And what should I make of contested Greenland?
I think it really needs another husband!
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