Author Archives: montecyril

Auntyny Albanese got my maid to smuggle cockroaches into my home. As a result, my entire house is infested with them. The evil fish Albanese reckoned if I would be killing the cockroaches, he would get the advantage. The evil treacherous fish Albanese, from the Piscean deep sea. Ask me what evil Albanese and his devious Labor Party deserve…

Ask me if I want Centrelink’s peanuts and crumbs: A poem 

I flew like a cuckoo that never had flu  I ran like a maverick with only one shoe  I dropped the candle, still had the flame, with no choice too  Though this treachery against me, split me in more than two  I am no laborer, but have tonnes of blood and sweat  The inclement weatherContinue reading “Ask me if I want Centrelink’s peanuts and crumbs: A poem “

Can you hear Allah on the moon?: A poem 

Can you hear Allah on the moon?  Is he a green man or a goon?  Hang the burqa, not your sparring gloves!  The mullah’s chorus is not among your loves  Let the moon be stung by YR4!  And Allah feel it too, crashing his door!  There must be no Aquarius for all of us  EvenContinue reading “Can you hear Allah on the moon?: A poem “

Happy wedding anniversary Meena. Thank you! It’s been immense torture for me for 29 years. And now the treacherous creep Prakash Saint Paul has become so desperate that my life is become absolutely unbearable. Thanks.