Hahaha! Prakash Saint Paul, you’ll never have four or a foot, you fart: A poem 

Hahaha! Prakash Saint Paul, the unavoidable truth  is that you can never have a foot  between you and your rapining tooth!  How the cow is never now?!  because your greed is always in tow  You certainly want to avoid your fated deep sea! Wow!  But you know, you body grab like a shark  You thinkContinue reading “Hahaha! Prakash Saint Paul, you’ll never have four or a foot, you fart: A poem “

Disgusting Labor is giving Dan Andrews a statue: A poem 

Hey, Jacinta Allan, you are Virgo  I am too! But, for me, you are a no-no!  You are a woman, but that man  Dan Andrews should get the ban!  Did he give you a Can(cer)-can  when he like a dictator ran?  And he ran away, out of fear, too!  And disgusting Labor is giving himContinue reading “Disgusting Labor is giving Dan Andrews a statue: A poem “

Prakash Saint Paul, it’s about time you learnt this rhyme: A poem 

One, two, Prakash Saint Paul stole my two  Three, four, he is not a homo  Five six, I insist he is a fish!  Seven, eight, he pretends that he is just the bait  Nine, ten, I can never know when  eleven, twelve, treachery comes out of his abysmal well  Thirteen, fourteen, it always has beenContinue reading “Prakash Saint Paul, it’s about time you learnt this rhyme: A poem “

Hey evil treacherous Prakash Saint Paul!: A poem 

Hey evil, treacherous Prakash Saint Paul,  do you think everyone is at your beck and call  to commit treachery against me each time and all?  I look before I leap, but you cause me to fall  The deep sea doesn’t want you, and so doesn’t Albanese  But you all are no strange bedfellows in yourContinue reading “Hey evil treacherous Prakash Saint Paul!: A poem “

Mr Albanese, you disgusting cad!: A poem 

Mr Albanese, it is no passing fad  that I think you are a disgusting cad!  I did my duty, don’t think I was had  I gave you a second term, even though your first was simply bad!  Brittany Higgins, is she on your conscience? A government was brought down for its innocence  Yes, Prakash SaintContinue reading “Mr Albanese, you disgusting cad!: A poem “

Can the cops come and get me and my sovereignty?: A poem 

Can the cops come and get me  simply because my policy is not your policy?  Do you think, evil Mr Albanese  you can ever intimidate me?  What is your sovereignty?  I swear, you will be a fish for eternity!  The real sovereign knows the supreme  And to be courageous against untruths is no peaches andContinue reading “Can the cops come and get me and my sovereignty?: A poem “

Take a bow, Chris Bowen!: A poem 

Hey egoistic Chris Bowen!  You are neither thespian nor doyen  The silly goat will fall into a moat  And the fish will get him by his throat!  So, don’t blow your ill-sounding horn  You are serving a fish, not Capricorn!  Did you know all that gibberish about climate  is not even fit for the humbleContinue reading “Take a bow, Chris Bowen!: A poem “

Hey Mr Donald Trump! Do you know your rump?: A poem 

Hey Mr Donald Trump!  You know too well your rump  The world is sore and bump  So, are you chimp or chum?  You know the trick and fix  for all the Toms, Harrys and Dicks  And Elon Musk can busk  that he got you your cake rusk  But it was me who got you itContinue reading “Hey Mr Donald Trump! Do you know your rump?: A poem “

Cancer, you are not Gemini’s romancer!: A poem 

Cancer! O Cancer!  You are no intrepid dancer  You don’t even have an answer  to why you are not Gemini’s romancer!  And how that ambitious fish  wants to make pole to pole its wish  Scorpio and Aries didn’t savour the kitsch  when Prakash Saint Paul spurned the Sun for a ditch  If you know anContinue reading “Cancer, you are not Gemini’s romancer!: A poem “