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Hahaha! Prakash Saint Paul, you’ll never have four or a foot, you fart: A poem
Hahaha! Prakash Saint Paul, the unavoidable truth is that you can never have a foot between you and your rapining tooth! How the cow is never now?! because your greed is always in tow You certainly want to avoid your fated deep sea! Wow! But you know, you body grab like a shark You thinkContinue reading “Hahaha! Prakash Saint Paul, you’ll never have four or a foot, you fart: A poem “
Disgusting Labor is giving Dan Andrews a statue: A poem
Hey, Jacinta Allan, you are Virgo I am too! But, for me, you are a no-no! You are a woman, but that man Dan Andrews should get the ban! Did he give you a Can(cer)-can when he like a dictator ran? And he ran away, out of fear, too! And disgusting Labor is giving himContinue reading “Disgusting Labor is giving Dan Andrews a statue: A poem “
Prakash Saint Paul, it’s about time you learnt this rhyme: A poem
One, two, Prakash Saint Paul stole my two Three, four, he is not a homo Five six, I insist he is a fish! Seven, eight, he pretends that he is just the bait Nine, ten, I can never know when eleven, twelve, treachery comes out of his abysmal well Thirteen, fourteen, it always has beenContinue reading “Prakash Saint Paul, it’s about time you learnt this rhyme: A poem “
Hey evil treacherous Prakash Saint Paul!: A poem
Hey evil, treacherous Prakash Saint Paul, do you think everyone is at your beck and call to commit treachery against me each time and all? I look before I leap, but you cause me to fall The deep sea doesn’t want you, and so doesn’t Albanese But you all are no strange bedfellows in yourContinue reading “Hey evil treacherous Prakash Saint Paul!: A poem “
Mr Albanese, you disgusting cad!: A poem
Mr Albanese, it is no passing fad that I think you are a disgusting cad! I did my duty, don’t think I was had I gave you a second term, even though your first was simply bad! Brittany Higgins, is she on your conscience? A government was brought down for its innocence Yes, Prakash SaintContinue reading “Mr Albanese, you disgusting cad!: A poem “
Can the cops come and get me and my sovereignty?: A poem
Can the cops come and get me simply because my policy is not your policy? Do you think, evil Mr Albanese you can ever intimidate me? What is your sovereignty? I swear, you will be a fish for eternity! The real sovereign knows the supreme And to be courageous against untruths is no peaches andContinue reading “Can the cops come and get me and my sovereignty?: A poem “
Take a bow, Chris Bowen!: A poem
Hey egoistic Chris Bowen! You are neither thespian nor doyen The silly goat will fall into a moat And the fish will get him by his throat! So, don’t blow your ill-sounding horn You are serving a fish, not Capricorn! Did you know all that gibberish about climate is not even fit for the humbleContinue reading “Take a bow, Chris Bowen!: A poem “
Hey Mr Donald Trump! Do you know your rump?: A poem
Hey Mr Donald Trump! You know too well your rump The world is sore and bump So, are you chimp or chum? You know the trick and fix for all the Toms, Harrys and Dicks And Elon Musk can busk that he got you your cake rusk But it was me who got you itContinue reading “Hey Mr Donald Trump! Do you know your rump?: A poem “
Cancer, you are not Gemini’s romancer!: A poem
Cancer! O Cancer! You are no intrepid dancer You don’t even have an answer to why you are not Gemini’s romancer! And how that ambitious fish wants to make pole to pole its wish Scorpio and Aries didn’t savour the kitsch when Prakash Saint Paul spurned the Sun for a ditch If you know anContinue reading “Cancer, you are not Gemini’s romancer!: A poem “