I don’t need anybody’s patronage

At least that’s what WordPress shows, that nobody reads my stuff. I give a damn! I don’t need anybody’s patronage. I am prepared to die in oblivion rather than sell my soul to the devil and deep sea. My stuff will never be published because evil wants to get me. I just couldn’t be bothered.Continue reading “I don’t need anybody’s patronage”

The bloodthirsty bodygrabber always gets his way

because everybody’s scared of him eating them up. Even God fears him. But I’m not scared of him eating me up. I copped it all my life and from the beginning of time. But I certainly don’t want any help from people with no guts. I have never been daunted by the prospect of beingContinue reading “The bloodthirsty bodygrabber always gets his way”

Any regrets? Contact Agony Aunt: Just for laughs 

Everybody reads agony columns quite avidly. Call it an obtuse glee at seeing others suffer, or genuine empathy; but I’m sure none can overlook a column that reads like this:  Dear Agony Aunt,  I am a thirteen-year-old. Most of my friends are having the time of their lives, but mum insists I shouldn’t go outContinue reading “Any regrets? Contact Agony Aunt: Just for laughs “