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<url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/10/bloody-monday-how-about-tuesday-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-09T15:48:33+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Bloody Monday? How about Tuesday?: A poem </news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/10/hey-albinoese-do-you-like-advance-fair-australia-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-09T14:21:45+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Hey Albinoese, do you like Advance `Fair’ Australia: A Poem </news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/09/how-to-be-perfunctory-or-tactful-in-a-nation-ruled-by-carnivorous-sharks-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-09T07:20:34+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>How to be perfunctory or tactful in a nation ruled by carnivorous sharks!: A poem  </news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/09/hey-anthony-albanese-robbert-have-you-heard-of-the-novelist-flaubert-he-wrote-the-book-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-but-really-who-needs-to-tempt-you-albanese-you-are-already-most-tr/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-09T05:50:01+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Hey, Anthony Albanese, `Robbert&#8217;! Have you heard of the novelist Flaubert? He wrote the book &#8220;The temptation of Saint Anthony&#8221;! But really, who needs to tempt you, Albanese? You are already most treacherously and criminally evil! Hahahahahahaha! Do you think you won&#8217;t get your comeuppance? Hahahahahahaha!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/09/ill-fuck-the-us-left-right-and-centre-if-it-has-any-more-elections/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-09T04:32:18+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>I&#8217;ll fuck the US left, right and centre, if it has any more elections!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/09/singapore-is-such-a-beautiful-city-but-i-wouldnt-like-to-swim-there-so-im-taking-the-next-flight-to-japan-hahahahahaha/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-09T04:08:13+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Singapore is such a beautiful city, but I wouldn&#8217;t like to swim there; so, I&#8217;m taking the next flight to Japan! Hahahahahaha!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/hey-australian-broadcasting-corporation-you-really-ought-to-take-a-long-vacation-do-you-think-you-look-2-20-21-22-23-or-24-i-just-dont-feel-like-giving-you-my-score-labor-fed-you-and-now-y/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T06:30:16+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Hey, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, you really ought to take a long vacation! Do you think you look 2, 20, 21, 22, 23 or 24! I just don&#8217;t feel like giving you my score! Labor fed you, and now you get my shut-in-the-face the door! Are you going to the deep seas for more? Hahahahahaha!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/see-saw-saradon-albanese-got-his-tongue-twisted-jargon-who-is-he-playing-the-fool-on-me-no-kidding-angus-will-not-get-my-pardon-and-the-nats-seem-so-still-born-where-is-labor-pussy-footing-its/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T06:21:12+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>See Saw Saradon! Albanese got his tongue-twisted jargon! Who is he playing the fool on, me? No kidding, Angus will not get my pardon! And the Nats seem so still-born! Where is Labor pussy-footing its porn! I must really you all warn! You gang up on me on Prakash Saint Paul&#8217;s con! And I&#8217;ll fuck you all till you are all gone!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/a-misty-shine-in-an-obliqueness-is-the-mystique-of-existence-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T04:58:30+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>A misty shine in an obliqueness is the mystique of existence!: A poem </news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/hey-donald-trump-you-would-love-pakistan-to-make-your-peace-and-make-pakistan-the-chair-of-your-board-of-peace-hahahahahahaha/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T02:36:03+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Hey Donald Trump, you would love Pakistan to make your Peace! And make Pakistan the Chair of your Board of Peace? Hahahahahahaha!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/hey-you-leftie-laborers-and-lab-rats-do-you-think-you-can-ever-make-me-consider-you-as-right-for-me-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T01:58:06+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Hey, you leftie Laborers and Lab-rats, do you think you can ever make me consider you as right for me?: A poem </news:title><news:keywords>bible, faith, jesus, god, christianity</news:keywords></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/god-never-reposes-in-ashes-he-is-forever-phoenix-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T01:03:42+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>God never reposes in ashes; he is forever Phoenix!: A poem </news:title><news:keywords>writing, life, love, fiction</news:keywords></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/can-i-hear-the-travestied-music-in-the-streets-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T00:25:46+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Can I hear the travestied music in the streets!: A poem </news:title><news:keywords>writing, love, poetry, poem, poems</news:keywords></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/i-reiterate-the-sun-is-scorpio-and-aries-and-nibiru-at-the-edge-of-the-solar-system-is-libra-and-pisces-and-nothing-can-change-that-arrangement-if-prakash-saint-paul-tries-to-change-that-arrangem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-07T19:08:29+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>I reiterate the Sun is Scorpio and Aries, and Nibiru (at the edge of the Solar System) is Libra and Pisces, and nothing can change that arrangement! If Prakash Saint Paul tries to change that arrangement one more time, he and his evil brothers and sisters and their families will be stuck like glue in Anthony Albanese&#8217;s Piscean mouth! I curse that Albanese can never be anything else but the Piscean fish he is from the deep sea Nibiru at the edge of the Solar System, I curse that each time he tries to morph into anything else, he will be struck with despairing and terrible physical pain. Hey, Jodie Hard-on, don&#8217;t be a hypocrite, tell the entire Australia what a creep Albanese is!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/dionysus-you-drunken-sot-of-an-evil-pervert-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-07T17:37:13+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Dionysus, you drunken sot of an evil pervert!: A poem </news:title><news:keywords>bible, faith, jesus, god, christianity</news:keywords></news:news></url></urlset>
