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<url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/10/bloody-monday-how-about-tuesday-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-09T15:48:33+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Bloody Monday? How about Tuesday?: A poem </news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/10/hey-albinoese-do-you-like-advance-fair-australia-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-09T14:21:45+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Hey Albinoese, do you like Advance `Fair’ Australia: A Poem </news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/09/how-to-be-perfunctory-or-tactful-in-a-nation-ruled-by-carnivorous-sharks-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-09T07:20:34+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>How to be perfunctory or tactful in a nation ruled by carnivorous sharks!: A poem  </news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/09/hey-anthony-albanese-robbert-have-you-heard-of-the-novelist-flaubert-he-wrote-the-book-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-but-really-who-needs-to-tempt-you-albanese-you-are-already-most-tr/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-09T05:50:01+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Hey, Anthony Albanese, `Robbert&#8217;! Have you heard of the novelist Flaubert? He wrote the book &#8220;The temptation of Saint Anthony&#8221;! But really, who needs to tempt you, Albanese? You are already most treacherously and criminally evil! Hahahahahahaha! Do you think you won&#8217;t get your comeuppance? Hahahahahahaha!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/09/ill-fuck-the-us-left-right-and-centre-if-it-has-any-more-elections/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-09T04:32:18+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>I&#8217;ll fuck the US left, right and centre, if it has any more elections!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/09/singapore-is-such-a-beautiful-city-but-i-wouldnt-like-to-swim-there-so-im-taking-the-next-flight-to-japan-hahahahahaha/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-09T04:08:13+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Singapore is such a beautiful city, but I wouldn&#8217;t like to swim there; so, I&#8217;m taking the next flight to Japan! Hahahahahaha!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/hey-australian-broadcasting-corporation-you-really-ought-to-take-a-long-vacation-do-you-think-you-look-2-20-21-22-23-or-24-i-just-dont-feel-like-giving-you-my-score-labor-fed-you-and-now-y/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T06:30:16+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Hey, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, you really ought to take a long vacation! Do you think you look 2, 20, 21, 22, 23 or 24! I just don&#8217;t feel like giving you my score! Labor fed you, and now you get my shut-in-the-face the door! Are you going to the deep seas for more? Hahahahahaha!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/see-saw-saradon-albanese-got-his-tongue-twisted-jargon-who-is-he-playing-the-fool-on-me-no-kidding-angus-will-not-get-my-pardon-and-the-nats-seem-so-still-born-where-is-labor-pussy-footing-its/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T06:21:12+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>See Saw Saradon! Albanese got his tongue-twisted jargon! Who is he playing the fool on, me? No kidding, Angus will not get my pardon! And the Nats seem so still-born! Where is Labor pussy-footing its porn! I must really you all warn! You gang up on me on Prakash Saint Paul&#8217;s con! And I&#8217;ll fuck you all till you are all gone!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/a-misty-shine-in-an-obliqueness-is-the-mystique-of-existence-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T04:58:30+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>A misty shine in an obliqueness is the mystique of existence!: A poem </news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/hey-donald-trump-you-would-love-pakistan-to-make-your-peace-and-make-pakistan-the-chair-of-your-board-of-peace-hahahahahahaha/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T02:36:03+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Hey Donald Trump, you would love Pakistan to make your Peace! And make Pakistan the Chair of your Board of Peace? Hahahahahahaha!</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/hey-you-leftie-laborers-and-lab-rats-do-you-think-you-can-ever-make-me-consider-you-as-right-for-me-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T01:58:06+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Hey, you leftie Laborers and Lab-rats, do you think you can ever make me consider you as right for me?: A poem </news:title><news:keywords>bible, faith, jesus, god, christianity</news:keywords></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/god-never-reposes-in-ashes-he-is-forever-phoenix-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T01:03:42+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>God never reposes in ashes; he is forever Phoenix!: A poem </news:title><news:keywords>writing, life, love, fiction</news:keywords></news:news></url><url><loc>https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/can-i-hear-the-travestied-music-in-the-streets-a-poem/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name></news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-04-08T00:25:46+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Can I hear the travestied music in the streets!: A poem </news:title><news:keywords>writing, love, poetry, poem, poems</news:keywords></news:news></url></urlset>
