https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/10/bloody-monday-how-about-tuesday-a-poem/en2026-04-09T15:48:33+00:00Bloody Monday? How about Tuesday?: A poem https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/10/hey-albinoese-do-you-like-advance-fair-australia-a-poem/en2026-04-09T14:21:45+00:00Hey Albinoese, do you like Advance `Fair’ Australia: A Poem https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/09/how-to-be-perfunctory-or-tactful-in-a-nation-ruled-by-carnivorous-sharks-a-poem/en2026-04-09T07:20:34+00:00How to be perfunctory or tactful in a nation ruled by carnivorous sharks!: A poem  https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/09/hey-anthony-albanese-robbert-have-you-heard-of-the-novelist-flaubert-he-wrote-the-book-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-but-really-who-needs-to-tempt-you-albanese-you-are-already-most-tr/en2026-04-09T05:50:01+00:00Hey, Anthony Albanese, `Robbert’! Have you heard of the novelist Flaubert? He wrote the book “The temptation of Saint Anthony”! But really, who needs to tempt you, Albanese? You are already most treacherously and criminally evil! Hahahahahahaha! Do you think you won’t get your comeuppance? Hahahahahahaha!https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/09/ill-fuck-the-us-left-right-and-centre-if-it-has-any-more-elections/en2026-04-09T04:32:18+00:00I’ll fuck the US left, right and centre, if it has any more elections!https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/09/singapore-is-such-a-beautiful-city-but-i-wouldnt-like-to-swim-there-so-im-taking-the-next-flight-to-japan-hahahahahaha/en2026-04-09T04:08:13+00:00Singapore is such a beautiful city, but I wouldn’t like to swim there; so, I’m taking the next flight to Japan! Hahahahahaha!https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/hey-australian-broadcasting-corporation-you-really-ought-to-take-a-long-vacation-do-you-think-you-look-2-20-21-22-23-or-24-i-just-dont-feel-like-giving-you-my-score-labor-fed-you-and-now-y/en2026-04-08T06:30:16+00:00Hey, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, you really ought to take a long vacation! Do you think you look 2, 20, 21, 22, 23 or 24! I just don’t feel like giving you my score! Labor fed you, and now you get my shut-in-the-face the door! Are you going to the deep seas for more? Hahahahahaha!https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/see-saw-saradon-albanese-got-his-tongue-twisted-jargon-who-is-he-playing-the-fool-on-me-no-kidding-angus-will-not-get-my-pardon-and-the-nats-seem-so-still-born-where-is-labor-pussy-footing-its/en2026-04-08T06:21:12+00:00See Saw Saradon! Albanese got his tongue-twisted jargon! Who is he playing the fool on, me? No kidding, Angus will not get my pardon! And the Nats seem so still-born! Where is Labor pussy-footing its porn! I must really you all warn! You gang up on me on Prakash Saint Paul’s con! And I’ll fuck you all till you are all gone!https://montes-musings.blog/2026/04/08/a-misty-shine-in-an-obliqueness-is-the-mystique-of-existence-a-poem/en2026-04-08T04:58:30+00:00A misty shine in an obliqueness is the mystique of existence!: A poem