Keir Starmer, are you listening?: A poem 

Keir Starmer, are you stammering? 

Does your collar have a ring? 

Preachers are known to be the masters of abuse 

Of which, your nation has the longest fuse 

Keir Starmer, can you sing: 

God save the king!? 

If not God, would you believe 

it’s Satan who would have you relieved 

Keir Starmer, are you listening? 

You wouldn’t give a farthing 

about Ukraine drowning in the sparring 

if your own interests were not sparing 

And talk of interests, the world did burn 

from Rule Brittanica in the sun 

For which, we’d like to give your nation in return 

its own ashes in an urn