Hey Saint Albanese, would you go on your knees to the Vatican?: A poem 

Hey Saint Albanese, do you see that edifice between your thighs 

stand tall with your treachery; and then discover it is no dick. 

That is why your inglorious beatifier Prakash Saint Paul only 

loves you from behind the lurid curtains, because he is 

always famished for a dick (lowda)! He can’t cock suck you, since you haven’t got any! 

And do you fancy your transvestite garments in your closet. Or 

does Jodie Haydon wear them with you in a twinning. Who 

wears the condom on the vibrator between the two of you?. Does the rest of the Labor Party 

fit their miniscule penises on your bed as well? What a theatre of 

victorious villains you are in your pansiful charade? Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, as the  

Liberals are just like the mites among you fish! Let’s say you all have 

a gay pride parade in the deep sea! Did you spring out of your mother’s fishy ovum,  

out of roe, does she call on you still from her mothballed grave 

(don’t forgive the metaphor) because she probably haunts  

Canberra’s waters for you! And would your shark-spawning Dad  

take South Australia tomorrow. I command Gemini and Capricorn to abandon  

South Australia from tomorrow. Everything that you and the Labor Party touch become  

Pissing Pisces. But not before you all are skewered on the barbecue for eternity. Would 

you like that better than the morbid waters that I have consigned you to, in the Piscean deep sea?  

Live it up all you besotted cheats. Take up your Labor-tools, minus the one that don’t exist between 

your legs. The air in Australia is getting rarer for those who stand for truth! 

(In fact, the whole world’s air, including that of the US, is getting polluted with Prakash Saint Paul’s toxins! Prakash Saint Paul farts from his mouth!)

Published by montecyril

Hi, I am Monte Cyril Rodrigues and live in Melbourne, Australia. I am a retired journalist. I have been diagnosed with schizophrenia. I've had voices and visions all my life. I think it is a spiritual experience, my doctors think otherwise. I am a deeply spiritual person and keep having experiences with otherworldly realms.

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