Love to see Australia awash; the media certainly wants that!: A poem 

Before God could even make his wish and 

complete his tribulation; they were all 

writing odes and making films to Allah 

Allah land. And the greens and Lefties were full of spirit; busking all  

over Europe and shining at 35! Could they 

have grown any older and wiser? Keir Starmer looks  

perpetually quizzed, doesn’t he? Merz looks like he is  

just about to burst into tears! Macron feels like his balls got  

corns. They want to ban Orban! And I indifferently came 

to down under (certainly no underdog of villainy 

with its colonial past), and red-faced men began 

looming all over me to control me. Remember Red  

Energy? You think all those peanuts got me far; when 

you fucking Laborers wanted the whole lot of triumph 

from my science. You know you are covering nautical  

miles in this world for the eternity I have reserved  

for you! May Saint Paul be yours forever; just like 

the light of greed floating, from his eyes that can tear apart  

anyone, particularly my armies? And catch the red-light 

district’s shark trying to waylay every thought,  

act, and deed of mine? Didn’t he start with crocodile tears  

at the First Peoples? Didn’t he prove how genuine he is  

by marrying mid-term (for love?) Hahahahaha! And now he is 

in a dithering-dothering mode! Can he walk into the synagogue  

or to the mosque? Hahahaha! He just doesn’t know which side to  

drop his pants and bend? Tony Burke feels like a mousey 

quirk in the murk. Thank you, Cheater Peter Pumpkin Eater will win!  

Just like Jashmina always wanted the Laborers to win! Should you  

all know I just do my duty, for all the crimes Labor and Albanese have committed on me! 

And you beautiful impotent Liberals dived into the deepening as well; how eerie 

is sunset over Australia? Takes my breath away to see the sheepish  

lot of you never commit to anarchy! And should I tell the Australian High Courts 

who deserves life imprisonment for treachery? Why me? Can you see they are all  

trying to gangrape me along with that pissfarting ABC? I can’t even pronounce that Peter’s name 

Mal…what…ware? At least I can pronounce Peter Dutton’s name… from 

which the Liberals learnt that defeat and subservience to the opponent  

(not honesty) is the best policy? How can I not damn South Australia? 

Adelaide get perpetually laid for all I care(I curse and mock and laugh, in fact!) 

Ask Albanese how desperate he is to catch me if he can? (hahahahaha!) 

All I want him to do is catch Prakash Saint Paul if he can? (hahahahaha!)