(Satire of Shakira’s: Hips don’t lie!)
You know, the world is becoming a weirder place
So, I am only tying up my shoe laces at the waist
Shakira is telling Hispanola to make haste!
Let the United States be laid to waste!
Shakira says there are no lies at the hip
Can the Latinos sail in a ship?
Save the Democrats a trip!
Shakira, FYI, I can dance, and I can flop flip!
Can the Latinos sing Mississippi Blues?
I think they can if they choose
I never had high tea in Haiti, Shakira
But altruism can come when you need to raise the bar
Not when it comes with a whole lot of propaganda
Why aren’t you asking for generosity from China?
Hips don’t lie, ask the chimps why
the leaders of the Banana Republics are never shamed or shy?
Do traitors live in ivory towers or cotton clouds?
Hybridisation is the most ungodly wish making the rounds!
I don’t even want British pounds!
Shakira, do you want to feed God to the hungry hounds?
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