Invite in the Muslims, deny the backpackers
Let the farmers get into a ruckus
`Cos we know the greatest motherfuckers
I still want to have sex with the Labor cocksuckers!
Let there be the emptying out of them truckers!
Only the cost of living will get the bulls and buckers!
Mum and Dad businesses are getting the chuckers
I’ll still be a no-go for the Coalition, even if Labor fudges all the markers!
Is the problem that Israel may unjustifiably lose its PL!
It is very convenient when Labor wants to ring Israel’s bell!
But who do their loyalties lie with, can you tell?
Doesn’t matter, I want to vote for Labor! Judicious King Solomon, what the hell?!!!
No! No! Right is wrong and evil Left is a better plight
Ask that from all the great leaders right up to Eisenhower Dwight?!
Democracy is politically correct, even if we are bare down to our knickers!
`cos I just simply love to have sex with and vote for the hip-swinging PM of Australia and all the Labor no-dickers!