Oh! How the evil church mouth-farts
To avoid my implicit becoming wrath
Just so that it doesn’t get its deserved comeuppance
By checkmating me at every chance!
So, how come when I was living with my sister Maxie Benedict
They connivingly elected Pope Benedict
And then, when I was visiting my Mum, Maria Francisca, for each six-month long
They made Pope Francis –Pope; was it just for a coincidental song?
And then they got on to that most ugly unlike Leo Pope Leo (from the US? Hahahaha!)
When they realised who I loved the most, evil Church, make no fuss(!); your sheep are BaH bah!
And now Pope UnLeo goes to France!
Do you think that’s for a merry dance?
They say 800,000 visited the Pope’s mass!
The media’s cow is eating grass!
You know, with the historic crimes the Church committed against me!
I should be punishing them for all eternity!
But I am only lampooning those creeps!
Because I know the entire world is dumb, in what it believes!
