Hey Albanese, I have foregone
all your disguised chicanerous porn!
But who is done and who has won?
Are we making a mountain of a bun?
Are you getting the submarine (yellow?)
Or is it just icy deceptive saccharine?
Aukus is dead as an Auk?
Did you leap before you gawk?
Where would you take the next plane?
Or do you cower in shame?
Did you find the key to my lock?
Or are you simply trying to wear my sock?
I think it is you in the dock!
I laugh, but I may as well mock
For all the treachery in your talk
I see how slippery is your walk!
I was kind enough to be your prop
Even when your crimes should have got you the mop!
Now let’s ask if conscience
is a burden on your actions?
Or, does only deviousness guarantee you traction?
Do psychopaths deserve compassion?
Should your crimes against me be made known to the entire nation?
Would that be the duty of all those in Opposition?!