Hey Saint Peter, do you love standing at Heaven’s gates?
The key is in your pocket! But the sins are whose mates?
Ask the pious doctor fervent about Medecins Sans Frontiers!
Was the Holy Spirit so free-for-all; not at least for Helen’s Simon Magus?
Is the Vatican so knowledgeable about graces; it really had us!
So, you absolve what sins for mafia payola; ask every Pope?
Didn’t Dante’s Inferno and Divina Comedia, give the Church’s misgivings scope?
Sandro Botticelli had no idea, the eighth circle was not hell, but pork!
Belled the Cathar heresy, Mont Segur fell, tied them up and burned them!
All the perfectii(!), and the entire Occitanie region lay waste, from its stature of gem!
You know, Saint Peter, Simon Magus was not the only one that broke a leg!
How did James the Just fall? Flung by Saint Paul, down the Temple’s massive dregs!
Why do Pope’s prefer Red? Do you all remember James the Just or Jacques du Molay after they were dead?
Can you put the guilt in Saint Paul, Philip the Fair or Pope Clement’s heartless heads?
Why did Peter growl all the time at Mary Magdalene, who never ever denied Jesus?
Even if she lied for him (!), unlike you, Peter, who denied thrice; and thrice more, if you swore Jesus died for all of us?!!
You know Martha and Thomas got the undue bad names, but it was Mother Mary who cried out: Shame!
For they called her second son Lesser, to turn him with ignominy; the evil Church still won’t take the blame!!!
All your Pope’s have such harmony in Simony (Simon Peter!) Constanine’s word did befall for the long haul!
Josephine gave you a relic for every chicken bone she found, for your Churches to be borne!
No wonder each of your Popes are dedicated to Peter and Paul, O how they stand so tall!!
All your steeples (every Church) are built on Pagan blood and stone!! Hear them when your bells toll!!!