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Hey Albanese, do you want something up your arsehole? Or do you want something up your pussy? Or do you want something up your mouth. Because you have sex with your Antarctic mouth? Hey Prakash Saint Paul tu kaisa paida ho gaya, tere baap ke paas na lowda tha, naa tere maa ke paas choot tha?

Is all this patient waiting for true love worth the while?: A poem 

I have seen the cold snowflakes rain down  on my life’s floor of solitude. Yet, not once  did I complain of the cold in my bones.  You can see that my home was always empty  beyond the loneliness of my voice. But I did  not once rue, for I sang a song of love  that brought down all these confounding walls!  IContinue reading “Is all this patient waiting for true love worth the while?: A poem “

Hey Sussan Ley, don’t be disloyal to your party, and resign! Don’t be loyal to that creep Anthony Albanese who has no shame, no guilt, no conscience! And don’t be like that treason-filled Malcolm Turnbull! I didn’t expect the same from Barnaby Joyce!

Nobody in my family is a fish! The only fish in my family is Prakash Saint Paul. And I want him out of my family. I revoke the rights and privileges he has had so far, to lay claim on anybody I love. I fling him out of the universe!

Hey Australian Broadcasting Corporation, You are finished! You are finished! You liars and false propagandists, you are not 24 or 2 or 20 or 21; anymore! I take those numbers away from you! I consign you to number 58 for eternity! And, all those who work for you and all those who own you and all those who finance you! You have committed too many crimes and treacheries against me!

Hey Chris Bowen, you serve the deep sea fish! Just fuck off (!) and eat only that dish! And any Laborer who tries to play checkmate with me. I’ll fuck you all to deep sea for eternity! Don’t try to morph into anything that you all are not! You have never been my choice, don’t rejoice in Prakash Saint Paul’s complicit evil. I’ll destroy you all to smithereens along with that Prakash Saint Paul. Take me for my word for it!